SMS LUCU

::JANGAN BACA SMS INI::
Jangan baca sms ini...!!!siapa saja yang baca sms ini(walaupn dalam hati) harus memberi pulsa ke no.hp ini! Jika tidak maka anda harus menikahi monyet peliharaan saya...

::ADA 3 JENIS MONYET::
Ada 3 kategori monyet
1.Monyet Penurut: yang mau baca sms ini...!!!
2.Monyet Pendendam: yang mau balez sms ini...!!!
3.Monyet Pelit: yang gk mau balez sms ini...!!!

::CInCIN::
Ternampak cincin intan yang begitu menarik disebuah mall, seorang wanita terus membongkokkan badan untuk melihat lebih dekat dan terus terkentut. Penjual pun tersenyum. karna takut malu wanita tu terus bertanya harga tu cincin, penjual menjawab : Baru melihat ja sudah terkentut, kalau bagi tau harga mungkin TEBERAK !!

::KARANGAN SI ANU::
One day i study cook, i want to cook sada. The sada is very dirty, i do operation, the sada is very naughty, jumping2 bah. I pisos the tulu. the sada is silent, after operate i wash the sada. I start cook2, the oil is hot, i throw the sada. The oil is jumping. I start Kung-Fu, the oil is alasu. When sada already cook, i put in the mangkuk and i ready the rice. After that i eat2 the sada and rice...;Wow... Asadap noh ilo kopio ilo sada....

::BANUN STORY::
Tijah ingin putus dengan boyfrennya; orang putih melalui surat, berikut isinya :

Hi.....
My Motive write dis letter is tu giv know something. I WANT TU CUT CONNECTION US. I saw yu play wood 3 in front of my eyes. So i break connection tu pull my body from dis love. I thinkabout dis very cook-cook. Yu are CrOcodile Land, Cat Water, Mouse Canal. i dont want yu play-play with my liver....

Safe Walk....


Tijah
=People who you hurt her liver=